”.. fall in love with you again.”
talk dirty to me *horn sol- GaAAAY.
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts
Haru: What are you doing?
Nagisa: You can’t tell? That was a Rockhopper Penguin imitation
Haru: It was?
Rei: I couldn’t tell .
Nagisa: Why you couldn’t tell? Just look at this!
Korean soaps are a thing of beauty.
I laughed more than I should have.